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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

If you got to make your own K-pop year-end awards show for 2024, who would win?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

‘Borderlands 4’ Is Now My Most-Anticipated Game Of The Year - Forbes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I am writing a romantasy novel and I’m starting out with a love interest who was a previous ex. In the end, he will betray her, however I need some character flaws that leaves characters feeling uneasy about him. Any tips?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What made you stop being an addict?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the types of values?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Former NFL QB says Shedeur Sanders was custom-made for Stefanski’s offense - Dawgs By Nature

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Naz Reid signing new five-year contract to stay with Timberwolves - Sports Illustrated

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

Just Forget it!

No way

Nuts and Butts

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Saints sign free agent RB Cam Akers - NBC Sports