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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:49

So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
If you got to make your own K-pop year-end awards show for 2024, who would win?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
‘Borderlands 4’ Is Now My Most-Anticipated Game Of The Year - Forbes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What made you stop being an addict?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Former NFL QB says Shedeur Sanders was custom-made for Stefanski’s offense - Dawgs By Nature
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Naz Reid signing new five-year contract to stay with Timberwolves - Sports Illustrated
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
No way
Nuts and Butts
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading